This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: “The is the tower… I have received your message, and I will talk you through it. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax… Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.”
She says, “I’m 5’4″ and I’m in the front seat.”
“O.K.” says the voice from the tower. “Repeat after me:…Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . ..”